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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- oscar nominee javier bardem. cooking with flavor flav. and music from stone sour. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, tonight's the night. here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. thanks. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for being here. thank you for making it through this downpour today. it rained today, which, as you know, is unacceptable. this weekend, it was like 80 degrees this weekend. i spent all day saturday at the beach just so i could take pictures of myself and text them back to my family in brooklyn. i don't even like the beach. i just wanted to be out there to rub it in. this morning, all of a sudden, water started falling out of the sky. fortunately, by the time i figured out how the hell to get my wiper blades on in the car it stopped. but now they're seeing between tonight and sunday we're supposed to get an inch and a quarter of rain, which is more than an quarter of an inch a

day. why is god doing this to us? this is it. battle los angeles is here. it's funny to see how people dress here when it rains. everybody gets so excited to put on their rain clothes. half our staff came to work today dressed like the gordon's fisherman. big rubber boots. maybe it not rain at all. maybe we're experiencing the tears of all the "american idol" contestants that were eliminated tonight. tonight was the second night, round of hollywood week. also known as you flew all the way out here for nothing week on "american idol." i thought this was fun. this year, instead of sending the kids home they're dumping them in the tar pits. i guess it's -- there are a lot of contestants it seems this year. once the final ten have been chosen, next month they do that. the judges get wild card picks. this is where the judges are allowed to add people who they think deserve another shot to get back into the competition. this is a power steven tyler should not be given.

this is -- gee, i wonder if he'll pick a girl? steven tyler has been evaluated the female contestants like he's in a waiting room at the mustang ranch. i'll take her and her and -- [ cheers and applause ] he really has. i'm not sure he understands the directive of the show. with that said, it's time for steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. ♪ give you all my love ♪ is all i ever asked ♪ what you don't understand [ applause ] >> jimmy: feel like he's undressing me with his eyes. on the other side of the steven tyler coin, there's a new interview with justin bieber in "rolling stone" magazine. a revealing per view. he talks about his long history of heroin use.

which -- might be confusing that -- i think that's actually from the keith richards issue a couple months back. they asked him who he would vote for if he's american. he said whatever's in korea, that's bad. this is just this morning, i was wondering what justin bieber taught about korean politics. either way, sarah palin just asked him to be her vice president. [ laughter ] justin bieber also criticized the american health care system and compared it unfavorably to what they have in canada. you know what, justin if you want health care to be more affordable here, maybe you should stop promoting so many baby, baby, babies all the time. i don't know why they would ask him about this stuff. when i was 16, i thought the vice president was magnum p.i. he was, right, for a little while? jeopardy, the show has been on

since -- i don't know, since tv, i guess. jeopardy has had a very big week ratingswise. on monday, it was the number two most watched show in all of television because they pitted a super computer named watson against the two most successful human jeopardy players ever. and watson crushed them. i watched it today. he crushed them. he gave them both wedgies and he took their girlfriends away. which that's a big deal. but i don't know why. my calculator for instance has been able to spell the word "boobs" upside down for years. watson did very well. but there were a few times when it was way off the mark. it thought toronto was in the united states. which it isn't. it's in canada. one other time, watson was even wronger than that -- >> it was the anatomical oddy of u.s. gymnast george eyser, who

won a gold medal on the parallel bars in 1904. ken? >> what is he only had one hand? >> no. watson. >> what are walrus testicles? >> no. >> jimmy: the correct answer was dolphin testicles. so, you watch jeopardy tomorrow night, it's in syndication. tomorrow, alex trebek's former mustache goes up against a zhu zhu pet. if you have been watching our show at any point over the past couple of weeks, i have been donating a lot of energy to a cause i believe in very strongly. i don't mean to get serious here, but i'm involved in a battle against some authorities who are trying to prevent the citizens of ft. wayne, indiana, from nailing a new government building after this man. >> more than 20,000 people voted to name the new city and county government after harry baals. >> the harry baals government center. >> the harry baals government center. >> the harry baals government center. >> the harry baals government

center. >> 20,000 votes have been cast for harry baals. >> former mayor harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> who was mayor baals? >> build a statue of harry baals. >> i support mayor harry baals. >> i love harry baals. >> jimmy: i would love -- [ cheers and applause ] i would love to see the closed caption for the hearing impaired version of what -- his name is harry baals, he was the mayor of ft. wayne in the '30s, '40s and '50s. the city created an online poll. harry baals won in a landslide. and yet, even though the people who spoke, some ft. wayne officials are saying no, they don't want harry baals on their building. or anywhere near them, which makes no sense, because it's --

it is the man's name. shame on you and your filthy minds. because, by the way, this is a clip from local ft. wayne, news. i found it very interesting to say the least. >> there's already a street named after former mayor harry baals and it appears through online voting the community is ready to name a second thing after him. >> jimmy: freeze it right there. we see harry baals. right below that, eugene johnson. they called him huge, by the way. that's huge johnson, the huge johnson memorial. what is -- [ applause ] what's going on in ft. wayne, indiana. these are names bart simpson uses to crank call moe. i know they're dead but if baals and johnson ran for president in 2012, they would definitely win the white house. i mean, just the bumper sticker sales alone. we have some fun people for you to meet tonight.

current oscar nominee javier bardem is with us. and a man who has gone from rapper to reality show star to fried chicken tycoon, flavor flav. flavor flav, in case you don't know, opened a fried chicken restaurant in clinton, iowa. tonight he's here to cook for us. believe it or not, he's very well trained in the culinary arts. >> you know, my family, we used to own a restaurant called the soul diner. and i used to watch my sisters and my mom and them cook and everything, you know, and i kind of, you know, learned how to cook on my own by watching them. also, i did go to cooking school in 1978. i, you know, got a degree in cheffing. >> jimmy: he got a -- [ laughter ] he majored in cheffing. he minors in clocking, i think.

and he'll be sheing for us tonight before our very eyes. last night in new york, the 135th annual westminster kennel club dog show. hickory won best in show. his name is grand champion fox cliff hickory wind, which, you know, the name your dog grand champion, it's a good chance you're going to have a winner. like if you name your daughter destiny, you know she's destined to probably become a stripper. after the win, hickory told reporters, "i'm going to urinate on disney world." that's fun, right? elsewhere in the world of sports, lance armstrong announced that he's officially retiring from professional cycling. this is his second retirement of three. last month he finished 65th in a race in australia. it's been almost six years since he won the tour de france. i knew he wasn't into it when he started putting playing cards in the spokes of his bike. he's not giving up. he'll still pee in a cup

occasionally just for old time sakes. and the rest of the time he's just going to kick back and shoot big yellow rubber bands at his maid. one more thing. on sunday, february 27th, set your tie voes and what not for our sixth annual after the academy awards special. we do this -- that's why it's our sixth. [ applause ] our guests on that evening will be tom hanks. the tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] star of best picture nominee "toy story 3." everybody has seen "toy story 3," right? [ applause ] it made like $50 billion. so, since you've seen it, what we've done tonight in honor of the oscars is to give the movie a twist, we took the video from "toy story 3" and took the audio from an episode of "the maury povich show" and i believe this could very possibly get nominated for next year's oscars, too. >> she's back.

now, she's hoping that her friend matt will be proven to be her son's father. now, in a twist, matt admits that he's gay. but, at the time, he wanted to experiment with a woman and that's the night that she believes she conceived dion jr. this is what matt had to say. >> i'm a very proud gay man. but we had too many cocktails one night and we had sex. honestly i'm hoping he's father. because i know that i would be the best father he would ever have. when i look at dion, i see a lot of me in him. >> okay, when it comes to 4-year-old dion jr., matt, you are not the father. >> jimmy: no, he's not. can't be the father.

he's all smooth down in. we have a good show tonight. we're frying chicken with flavor flav. we'll hear music from stone sour. and we'll be right back with javier bardem, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: well, hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show -- a man for whom flavor isn't just a name -- it's a chicken too. he has a new restaurant in clinton, iowa, called "flav's fried chicken." flavor flav is here tonight to make fried chicken. he's going to cook. the only problem is he is refusing to tell us his secret blend of herbs and spices, so this will be the first ever talk show recipe segment without an actual recipe. of any kind. then later, after we sample iowa's finest chicken, iowa's finest band. with music from this -- their new album called "audio secrecy" -- stone sour from the bud light stage.

stone sour. tomorrow night we'll be joined by jason sudekis, blake griffin from the l.a. clippers, and i'm so used to there being no applause after the word "clippers" and i'm so surprised when there is. and we'll have music from keri hilson. so, join us tomorrow night, too. this weekend, our first guest won best actor at the goya awards, which is spain's version of the oscars. later this month he'll compete for best actor at the academy awards, which is america's version of the goyas. he's nominated for his excellent work in the movie "biutiful," which is in theaters now. please say hello to javier bardem. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really great to

have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're a great actor. i'm a big fan of yours. it's amazing to me that you could be a great actor in not your first language in another language, that's pretty -- >> first, i don't know if i'm a good actor or not. when i speak in english i don't even know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: really? >> it helps me to be less shy as an actor, i don't know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: you're like the band abba, learn phonetic words. is it true -- guillermo, what does that mean? >> like a little. >> jimmy: that's guillermo over there, he's my translator for the evening. >> hi. >> jimmy: he's also our security guard. he's top notch. if you need somebody, let me know. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: you're going to be across the street at the oscars. >> i saw that. >> jimmy: i heard you're bringing a big group of people to the oscars.

>> yes, i usually bring all of my people, it's the only way they can be my friends. otherwise, they don't care about me. >> jimmy: how many we talking about here? >> i'm talking about 17 people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't even get a dinner reservation for 17 people. >> real friendship is expensive. i'm trying to in this year but it's going to be difficult. >> jimmy: you need more tickets. >> somebody have tickets here? i can pay? >> jimmy: we'll find you some tickets. we do. we set up some sort of a catapult on the roof and just sling your friends right over there. these are personal friends, people you work with -- >> no, i don't know them at all. it's a cousin, a cousin of a friend of a guy that i met in a bar one time. but they are so nice. they're so warm to me. i have to put them in the oscar. >> jimmy: i'll take you to on oscars with me. do they ask you or do you ask them? >> yeah, i ask them. actually, i need people that

applause when they say my name. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know anybody here in this country, i need my people to say, yeah, he's great. >> jimmy: you bring your own cheering section. >> oh, okay. how many tickets is this? >> jimmy: that's a lot. a couple hundred tickets you're going to have to come up with. you could bring a t-shirt cannon. people go crazy for those. speaking of that, i'm picturing you and your lovely wife penelope cruz at the lakers game. and you appear to be really enjoying the game. and penelope appears to not president enjoying the game as much. was she rooting for the other team? what's going on there? >> well, i don't know what's going on there. [ laughter ] it's a funny picture, though. the lakers were playing my good friend, pau gasol, which is the sweetest guy, he's an amazing man, great player and i was just going crazy. and i guess the ball -- the

basketball was flying around in the sky towards us and she was watching that. i was watching the score. she saw the ball coming. >> jimmy: you have to keep your eye on the ball. >> little men in front of us, jump -- >> jimmy: like a leprechaun? >> i don't know. a little man saved us. >> jimmy: really? you may have a guardian angel at the staples center. that's something else. is it true that you learned to speak english from music -- >> ac/dc. >> jimmy: ac/dc. [ applause ] >> now you understand why my english is so bad. >> jimmy: i'm surprised you're not screaming all the time. >> now we have internet and things but there was a moment where you had to get a decisi dictionary and work hard to see what the words were, hard. anyway, what i'm safing is, there was this album called "dirty this" and it took me,

like, ten years and still i don't know what that means. >> jimmy: what it means? i can sing it. but tell me. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what it means. >> what does it mean? >> jimmy: i think it means, if it's literally, i think it means that you'll do something bad for a low price, like, you kill somebody for five bucks. >> an actor. >> jimmy: exactly. like being in a crappy movie. except not done dirt cheap but done quite expensively. but -- yeah, dirty deeds done dirt cheap. you should record an album of that. i heard you wanted to be on the show "glee." is that true? >> i said to him that i don't sing at all but i wanted to be there because i like the show, i think it's great. >> jimmy: you just want to hang around? >> i want to play a heavy metal rock and roll star, all he does, ahh, things like that, and with all the body tattoo all over with nasty things in spanish that nobody understands. and i will be just on the sofa

while other people sing. i'll just be like -- >> jimmy: are they going for that? >> i think it's not -- he's afraid of it. >> jimmy: really? you're talking about ryan murphy, the guy that runs the show? you don't think he's going to put you in there? >> i would love to. >> jimmy: you had a major impact, yourself, on pop culture musically, especially, because i -- i noticed something is -- i figured out where justin bieber got his hair cut. right there. you know justin bieber? we never saw him before this. he's got the hair cut right there. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you have a lot of people you're taking to the oscars. do you get nervous? do you prepare? >> you never know. you have to. you never know. especially when you're speaking english. >> jimmy: do you have to thank the people you brought to the show? or is that? >> one after the other. that's why you don't want to give them the tickets, it would

take like 20 minutes. everybody's watching the movies and deciding which performance they like the best. so, anything can happen. you have to be ready for that. >> jimmy: will they be watching in spain and rooting for you there? >> no. >> jimmy: they won't? >> some of them yes, some of them no. it's very late in spain, people have to wake up very early. >> jimmy: it's a nine-hour difference? >> 5:00 in the morning will be the best actor award, so who cares? >> jimmy: i see. not like the world cup where people will stay up -- >> the world cup they won't sleep for a week. >> jimmy: exactly. okay, that's not very supportive of them. we're here watching the goya awards rooting for our guy. >> that's nice to say. >> jimmy: i heard you have a restaurant in spain, or two? >> yeah, we have two places. tapas. you know, the little dishes? >> jimmy: i love that. you can eat a hundred things. it doesn't seem like you're a pig. >> it's a great excuse to get drunk. because a tapas comes with a drink. so, you have a beer and they put this little dish and you want

more dish, you ask for more beer. then, at the end, it's a great excuse. >> jimmy: do you need an excuse? >> you say, you're drunk, no, i was just eating. >> jimmy: it was the tapas. >> we have two places there. >> jimmy: do you cook at all? >> no, not me. my sister runs one of the places. and my brother runs the other one. >> jimmy: i know a guy who makes fried chicken you might be interested in. >> i heard that. i heard that. what secret can it be in doing fried chicken? fried chicken is fried chicken. >> jimmy: on, no. >> i'm sorry. am i missing something? >> jimmy: yes -- >> you have to kill the chicken. >> jimmy: well, ideally, yeah. frying a live chicken, you've got mental problems. have the season the meat, somehow. they put the meat in a brian ne make it wet and moist. well, flavor flav will

explain it all when he gets out here. >> you're right. >> jimmy: it's a big thing. you can take this back to spain. you could be like colonel sanders of the country over there. >> i'll be watching what he says to say and steal the ideas. >> jimmy: right, and have a beer with each piece of chicken that comes your way. let's talk about the movie for a moment. it's a terrific movie. not a light movie. [ applause ] but, i definitely can see why you got nominated for this movie. tell, for those who haven't seen it, a little bit about your character in the film. >> well, this is a story of a man who really wants to go and find himself and find the important things in life and for that, he has to go through a hell of a journey. but i think it's a very -- not uplifting movie, like, in the way we understand it, but it's very -- rewarding, in a sense that you see a movie about a man going through a hard circumstance, being able to cope with it. >> jimmy: i have a friend who went to see it with his wife on valentine's day and she cried throughout the entire party.

>> but i'm sure they hug each other very tightly. >> jimmy: they did, i'm sure. we have a clip. do you need to set up the clip? >> i have two kids in the movie. the time to give some -- something for them to remember me. >> jimmy: got you. here it is. from "biutiful." in theaters now. >> jimmy: there you go. that's javier bardem. thank you so much for being here. it's really great to have you. watch javier at the oscars and his whole entourage sunday

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legendary figure in hip-hop and having sex with multiple women on reality shows. he's now a proprietor of a restaurant called flav's fried chicken located in clinton, iowa. please welcome the one and only flavor flav! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: now, this is -- this is like my dream cooking segment, right here. >> this is like my dream come true, being right back here with you on the jimmy kimmel show. wow. >> jimmy: great to have you. >> listen, i got something for you, man. i got to give this to you, man. my boy nick at night, my partner in ffc, he sent this to you. autographed it -- >> jimmy: who is this guy? >> my boy nick. he built ffc up in clinton, iowa. >> jimmy: he autographed this for me? i will treasure this. >> that's for you, man. >> jimmy: i will treasure this. >> this guy see me selling chicken winging out of his brother's restaurant, my boy

peter's restaurant. >> jimmy: in vegas, right? >> so, anyway, he seen me selling some, you know, seasoning the chicken, frying up the chicken and all that. he said, flav, this is going to be big. i'm going to go back to my town and build you a restaurant. two weeks later, guy told me, hey, flav, i just bought the building. you what? wow. i said, let's get it in. and guess what? can i tell you something? >> jimmy: sure. >> your boy flavor flav is so fly, i opened up my chicken spot right next door to kfc. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a bold move, flav. that's a -- >> i don't know anybody that got a chicken spot right next to the colonel. i got the colonel. >> jimmy: how is the place going? how is business? >> business is doing good. i god lines out the door, down the block, around the corner. i be having people driving 3 1/2 hours, four hours to come see me! really? >> and some people come back

five, six times already and i heard people telling me, flav, this is the best chicken i ever ate in my life. wow. >> jimmy: so, this is really your recipe? >> yes, my recipe. >> jimmy: we're going to make some. and i heard you -- >> that's right. you heard of kfc, well, there's a new kid on the block, his name is ffc. yeah. >> jimmy: i heard you won't tell us what the recipe is, so -- >> i tell you what the recipe is. >> jimmy: what is it? >> it's ffc. you know what that means? flavor flav crystals. >> jimmy: oh. >> you know what, as a matter of fact -- >> jimmy: is that legal? >> yeah, it's legal. it's legal. >> jimmy: we're not cooking up meth or something, are we? >> check this out. i bought some right here, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, no. that seems like trouble. >> we gonna season some of the chicken right here. >> jimmy: it smells good. can i smell it? >> jimmy: i think i know what's in it. i have the whole recipe in my nose. >> everybody asks me, flav what

is in your crystals, i say, a bunch of flavor. a bunch of me. >> jimmy: that is your name. >> and so, can you show us the process, how -- >> all right, now, jimmy, this is what i want you to do. this is how we do this. i explain this right here, you know what i'm saying, in my book -- >> jimmy: you have a book? >> i'm coming out with my book, man. >> jimmy: all right. >> it's called flavor flav, the icon. where you at? >> jimmy: they're not here. oh, they are here. >> he's in here. so, check this out. anyway, so, you take some of the seasonings, jimmy, right? take some of the seasonings out the bag, sprinkle it on the chicken. put it on. >> jimmy: just lightly or -- >> yeah, a little heavily. >> jimmy: there's pepper in there. there's salt in there. >> what you got to do, you got to season the meat first. >> jimmy: i've always said that. >> every man loves his meat seas seasoned. ing that is true. >> you know what i mean?

>> jimmy: do both sides? >> you got to rub it on there, you know what i'm saying? make love to the meat, man. >> jimmy: okay. >> make love to the meat. act like the meat is yours. >> jimmy: all right. what is your favorite part of the chicken? >> huh? >> jimmy: what's your favorite part of the chicken? >> the breast. >> jimmy: the breast. i ain't gonna lie but i like the legs. >> jimmy: i like the thighs myself. >> hey. jimmy kimmel. now, check this out. now, this is what we do, after we put the seasonings on here, right, you take that, here, take two pieces, jimmy, put it in the bag. >> jimmy: in the bag. >> boom, right. >> jimmy: zip it up? >> yep. twist it around here, you got to change it, the old fashioned way. >> jimmy: shake and bake. yeah. see, this is how we do this. i'm going to show y'all what time it is. >> jimmy: you won't tell people the recipe. do the people at the restaurant know? >> there's only one person that knows my recipe, and that's nick. >> jimmy: you trust him with the

recipe? >> that's right. because he's -- hey, listen, the restaurant is in clinton, iowa, man, and i ain't going to lie, but i think this has been through the biggest thing that came through clinton in years. >> jimmy: i'm going to guess that you're absolutely right. now, when you cook, do you ever accidentally cook your clock? >> i did one time, but i licked it off and kept going. >> jimmy: i have a kitchen timer clock. and i have a present for you to wear. you know how you like to wear a viking helmet? this is like a viking hat. >> wow. okay. out with the old, in with the new. >> jimmy: that's a good look. >> wow, jimmy. you're the best. >> jimmy: all right, so, what do we do next? >> next we drop it in the oil, you know what i'm saying, you got to put it in the deep fryer. it's got to be 350.

if it's 349, it ain't going to work. >> jimmy: is the chicken cold in there? >> how does it feel to you? my man. put it in there. drop it in the fryer. >> jimmy: all four? >> right. you drop it down in the fryer. >> jimmy: and now we're frying chicken. >> while it is frying like that and everybody, you know what i'm says, then we got the good sides, mashed potatoes and gravy, the greens, rolls, biscuits, all that stuff. >> jimmy: let's see what the chicken looks like when it's done. i've been smelling it all day here. >> this is the finished product. >> jimmy: that is good looking childr chicken. why don't you give some to the audience here? >> everybody want some chicken? >> jimmy: you know what? that is delicious chicken. it really is. >> thank you. you know what, i'm opening up one in vegas now and also i'm

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